A lot of writers look to inspirational quotes to get them through a rough patch. I like the funny ones, myself.
If you are having difficulties in a book, try the element of surprise: attack it at an hour when it isn’t expecting it. – H.G Wells.
I write at high speeds because boredom is bad for my health. It upsets my stomach more than anything else. I also avoid green vegetables. They’re grossly overrated. – Noel Coward.
My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably. – George Bernard Shaw
Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis in tiny and he cannot spell. – Erica Jong.
It is a great relief to me to know that I can actually be creative and be happy at the same time. – James W. Hall